A Song of Superwholock

I’ve got a slightly obsessive problem in that when I get into books, particularly a series of books, I cannot put the fucking things down. Nobody told me that the story is not done yet and that he takes, like, seven years between books. Last summer I plougheed through something like 9,000 pages of A Game of Thrones and I finally started saying, ‘Wow, that’s weird. I don’t feel like there’s and end coming.’ I got to the end and my friend said, ‘Oh no, it’ll be like ten more years.’ I grabbed him by the shirt, pulled him close and said, ‘What?!! I will have kids in high school by the time these things are finished!